Kids: Unfair

Unfair

By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 15:52 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2021 09:58 - United States - Steele

Today, my son's "favorite" teacher went on a tirade criticizing my "awful" parenting. About two months ago, my son got her fired after he reported her to the principal for forcing him to miss out on lunch to finish a project. Apparently, that wasn't the first time she did something like that. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 23:33 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML

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Teenage riot

By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML

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Kinda deserved it

By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 14:02

Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML

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By Renzy - 12/12/2012 18:32

Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Atlanta

Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 01:46 - United States - Blythe

Today, a woman accused me of bullying her son, and said that she is going to get me fired. Her son is a 27-year-old teacher at my school, whom I disciplined for showing up drunk. FML

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Wonky logic

By Anonymous - 25/10/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML

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By hopelesscollegechick - 07/05/2013 18:14 - United States - Alexander City

Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML

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What up big pimps?

By Anonymous - 05/05/2023 12:00

Today, I just got done being yelled at by my son's headteacher and a bunch of parents, all because my 6 year-old son has been arranging kiss dates between his classmates in exchange for sweets and so on. My little pimp in training. Not a proud dad moment. FML

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Buttsexpirate 9

Friday 28 October 2011 18:07

Like a motherfuckin boss!

sp4ksu_fml 4

Friday 28 October 2011 18:08

well maybe the teacher should lighten up a bit and stop crampin styles...

Comments

champjb 0

Friday 28 October 2011 21:54

LIKE A BOSS

mattorama 15

Friday 28 October 2011 22:01

Teacher deserves to be slapped by pushing his political views on kids. His job is to teach, not recruit for his political party.

j_cat187 19

Friday 28 October 2011 22:02

My instructor would mindfuck him to the point that he couldn't speak

wherzthebooz3 3

Friday 28 October 2011 22:03

Your son is winning straight up like a rockstar from mars hahahaha

Tiecho 4

Friday 28 October 2011 22:05

Regardless of what the teacher did, the students response was inexusable. Teach ur som better respect for authority-

iwadasn 32

Friday 28 October 2011 22:07

I agree. If your son disagrees with something, he should learn to express that disagreement in a mature and civilized way.

iwadasn 32

Friday 28 October 2011 22:06

It sounds like you're not getting the whole story here. The teacher probably set up a debate where first everyone argues in favor of the conservative view and then everyone argues in favor of the liberal view, or vice versa. Almost all government/social science classes do that to force students to really look at the pros and cons of both sides.

bubo_fml 10

Friday 28 October 2011 22:17

I'd be like, "way 2 go Son! I'm proud of you!" Then, take him down to the local bar & brag to all the fellas about how my boy don't take no shit. Eventually, we'd get drunk & wind up in the bathroom w/a hooker to share between us...Much better than bonding by watching "Silent Hill."