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By jlol - 05/03/2015 14:32 - United States

Today, my teacher reached over to hand me a paper. I thought it would be funny to flinch and say, "Dad, please don't hit me". Unfortunately, he didn't think it was a joke, so I got questioned by the on-campus officer. FML

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You deserved it 47 877

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 22:00

Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 362

You deserved it 1 515

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2020 20:17

Today, I was in sociology class and I raised my hand to ask a question, not realizing that the professor was right behind me. I smacked him right in the face, no doubt reducing my chances of a good grade. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 413

You deserved it 250

By stupidprankster - 09/03/2012 10:10 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to scare my dad for once, since he has scared me for fun dozens of times. It would have been funny, had he not punched me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 509

You deserved it 7 495

By gettinganF - 23/05/2016 11:57 - United States - Severn

Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 364

You deserved it 2 412

By Emma Five - 14/03/2012 03:22 - United States

Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 604

You deserved it 32 286

By fml - 03/09/2013 06:31 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 552

You deserved it 12 109

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By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 692

You deserved it 230

By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 04:31 - United States - Havertown

Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 507

You deserved it 1 516

By Random - 25/02/2016 22:09 - United States - Tuskegee

Today, my dad walked into my school and joked around saying that he's going to shoot my boyfriend. We all laughed. Except my boyfriend. He was sobbing in a corner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 278

You deserved it 4 528

By da man - 11/02/2009 11:38 - Canada

Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friend's stomach. It was my Principal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 545

You deserved it 17 412

EverestMelting 23

Thursday 5 March 2015 17:48

That's a great way to open an investigation on your household. Good job OP.

djurmel89 30

Thursday 5 March 2015 17:49

Oh you totally deserve this. But nice to know your school reacts and questions you right away.

Comments

kieralumina 30

Thursday 5 March 2015 19:47

You 100% deserved it for being a complete asshole and making fun of something that many others suffered and continue to suffer through and even develop PTSD from. Its not a joke, its not funny, grow the hell up.

silvermoonstar3 3

Thursday 5 March 2015 19:49

YDI because making fun of people in real situations with PTSD is never funny. Seperately, YDI because you seriously could have ****** up your dad's life. Learn from this.

mezochan 29

Thursday 5 March 2015 19:55

And you're an idiot. Congrats.

Sklinetobe88 11

Thursday 5 March 2015 19:58

Domestic violence is no joke ydi

DestinysChampion 17

Thursday 5 March 2015 19:59

You deserve this through and /through./

1dvos_grl3 21

Thursday 5 March 2015 20:05

That's not funny, YDI.

sureshadow 23

Thursday 5 March 2015 20:07

Huge YDI. You NEVER make jokes about any type of abuse. Ever.

lucasjames22 8

Sunday 23 July 2017 21:13

child abuse is not funny. ever.

marthamydear23 9

Tuesday 15 August 2017 2:58

child abuse is never funny. ydi

InfiniteSecret 20

Sunday 3 September 2017 14:00

What the hell is wrong with you. There are actual people who are hit by their parents and you think it is okay to make a joke about it. You seriously need help, how would anyone find something like funny.