By Anonymous - 01/01/2012 18:09 - Canada

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Today, while watching Rio, I got a boner when Blu and Jewel kissed. This is almost as pathetic as getting a boner a few days ago while watching Homer and Marge kiss on The Simpsons. I think I'm way past the point of ever getting laid. FML
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iFizzgig 11

I see you fapping to cartoon **** in the future!

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perdix 29

You may be past the point of ever getting laid. . . for free. You'd be surprised what enough cash could do. I'd bet that for a big enough stack of loonies, you can find a blue-haired ***** who will scream and moan like Marge Simpson for the 30 seconds you last inside her. Just show her the D'oh!

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sweetcheex666 6

Stop watching cartoons and go out. Might change your whole life course

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KeyboardWarrior 10

People don't stay out 24 hours a day. Maybe he watches cartoons when he comes home, after a long day of being 'out'.

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perdix 29

You may be past the point of ever getting laid. . . for free. You'd be surprised what enough cash could do. I'd bet that for a big enough stack of loonies, you can find a blue-haired ***** who will scream and moan like Marge Simpson for the 30 seconds you last inside her. Just show her the D'oh!

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perdix 29

72, I agree with 58. You may not have to pay cash, but you might have to be nice to them before the sex and cuddle them afterwards. It's not a high price to pay, but it's something.

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silentbutfunny 0

Nah, you don't HAVE to cuddle with them afterwards But yea i was talkin about $

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docscientist 9

58 said, 'one form or another,' reading that should put you past the idea of paying money for sex... Are you trying to save face?

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ddssuperstar 0

#16 She charges extra for the raspy voice.

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flockz 19

but the sexy blue curvature of those feathers....

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zombicidal 11

and the lovely column of blue hair (maybe blue just gets him off)

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ICATiger 13

I could imagine him having an ****** when watching futurma!

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RaquelW 7

I know I always do!

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brianjman14 22

You're not alone. I get hard every time I see that gay couple on American Dad!

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e7710040 0

#20 me too but then again im bie so i guess that explains it

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Haitian_Hardhead 0

Or u have a thing for cartoons..u ever think about that???

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GoW_Chick 14

Hey that's not exactly true just find someone who's as into animated characters as you they have chatrooms for that so shouldn't be too hard

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soccerguy2 11

you don't know what you will find in those chatrooms.

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ChuckNorrisBeard 0

Like the chat roulette scene on south park...where they keep getting guys jacking off! XD

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Cleo_Nemo_ 9

Blue is the best color. ^^

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