if you were that into spiderman it shouldn't have taken that long to figure it out. caught in your own web of lies.

you should've spidey sensed you needed to get out of there

Here's web in your eyes!

That's a sticky situation...are you my boyfriend? You sound like him

Sometimes people have a hard time vocalizing their thoughts. There's been plenty of times where I've had that awkward eye contact with someone because I'm trying to word my thoughts that never come out.

What if she didn't know and was just wearing it because of spiderman?

Uh, they should not be very weirded out, #18, because I would assume they were looking at me like a person wearing a shirt they like, rather than a pair of **** with a picture on it. It's acceptable to look at a picture. What else are graphic t-shirts for? At least OP wasn't intentionally trying to look like or be a perv.

Also, ignore the "look like" part. You can be a perv and not look like one and I couldn't edit that out. :P

Creeper than 18's: Asking to take a picture of the shirt so you can research which Spider-Man that is, because it would really bug you not to know.

I feel like we need a follow up. It seems like there's some vital explanation missing...

i swear i see you on like every other fml.

Cool story...?

you must be on something... because no one can be that happy at their job ;)

I know someone had same experience as you did

Try harder, comrade.

for some people, yes.

That made no sense.