Health: Today, the main topic for my sister and her friends in the car...

By xattackattackx - 18/11/2011 09:01 - United States

Today, the main topic for my sister and her friends in the car was how many ways they could think of to kill me. They came up with 137. I have to spend a week with these people. FML

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Today, at breakfast, my sister labelled me a "feminist." My whole family now refuses to talk to me for more than 30 seconds, and acts as though I have an incurable, highly contagious disease. FML

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By spooked - 22/11/2013 06:20 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML

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purpleamandapand 6

Friday 18 November 2011 15:48

At least it wasn't 138

every1luvsboners 11

Friday 18 November 2011 15:48

Did they come up with cramming a ***** in the tailpipe so that you die from carbon monoxide poisoning? If not, they're amateurs and should find something else to talk about.

Comments

stevenJB 25

Friday 18 November 2011 16:01

Time for a mutual thought X2!!

ikickgingers 15

Friday 18 November 2011 16:01

OP is in Hawaii... 137 = lacks imagination. I can think of 50 just at Diamond Head...

ColorfulSmiles 7

Friday 18 November 2011 16:10

I'm sorry ,that's not very nice :( Show them not to mess with you!

cheefer 0

Friday 18 November 2011 19:12

You could show them the door as youre leaving them on a desolate highway

causticgirl 6

Friday 18 November 2011 16:11

137? Obviously they all lead pathetic lives if this is what they are doing with their free time.

AthleticSwaqq 8

Friday 18 November 2011 16:13

If you were driving : That's when you laugh hysterically, and say, "Really now? I'd like to see you try right now, since I'm driving.. Then we all die."