My ex, Social Media and Love: Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures...

By Anonymous - 04/01/2009 21:43 - France

Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML

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By lmiller - 24/01/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML

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Well played

By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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Move on, dude

By Sabrina - 03/09/2019 04:00 - Australia - Canberra

Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2021 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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By WTF - 12/09/2013 23:08 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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Facebook official

By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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By sisco2901 - 22/01/2012 09:12 - Slovakia

Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML

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AllOrNever 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:07

She's your ex. It's not like she's not allowed to have another boyfriend. It's hard, but time will help heal your wounds.

ashleyloller 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:22

dudester, she's no longer your "property" so to speak. you can't get mad because she got a new boyfriend and is happy now. that's just being a selfish, jealous prick. did you ever think that that may be why it's over?

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some_girl9 8

Thursday 11 February 2010 2:14

How exactly is she a bitch if she's his EX? The OP, however, is certainly a WHINY bitch for not being able to move on. YDI, pussy.

Amaxwell 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 0:12

haha yeah.

alfalfalaffa 17

Thursday 11 February 2010 6:30

why is it always the girls who do dick thins like that

ravensfan5 0

Friday 5 March 2010 5:48

dude u broke up, this stuff happens. get over it

teeorv 2

Wednesday 10 March 2010 7:28

my ex was crazy literally we split I erased and deleted / got rid of all evidence of us being together in turn he still texts me and drives by my house , it's been 6 months, and I can only say the same thing I said to him ... get on with your life , leave the past behind. nothing about jealousy at all.

tchaikovsky93 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 15:11

So?

ScaryPants3 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:12

Isn't that kind of what's suppose to happen when two people break up?.. You delete memories so it's easier (sort of)... She's allowed to date new people, obviously and normally you do add them too.. The only part that sucks is that she's happy I guess, but that's life... O_o