Love: Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed....

By Mouhahaa - 09/05/2012 03:48 - France

Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML

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monicadempsy 5

Wednesday 9 May 2012 8:41

Rule #331 Do not take food from a womans plate.

onlychildFTW 33

Wednesday 9 May 2012 8:42

Never take food from a woman's plate or anyone's plate without asking. Especially when she's armed!

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midnight21 8

Thursday 10 May 2012 0:20

Hahahahahahahahahahaha YES!!

polkadot3155 6

Thursday 10 May 2012 0:25

Mental image *joey doesn't share food!*

misshighjinks 5

Thursday 10 May 2012 0:27

Never touch the food.

stepymac 15

Thursday 10 May 2012 0:43

Never take food from a woman's plate it turns into a trip to the nurses office

dharmaxxx 2

Thursday 10 May 2012 1:37

"you cross my chow zone again. you'll pull back a bloody stump."

Thuban 0

Thursday 10 May 2012 1:37

My wife would just shrug this off and jack my chocolate later. Stabbing your hand for anything, not what happens in a loving relationship.

Garytru 0

Thursday 10 May 2012 2:56

Your greedy.

jquiggy89 3

Thursday 10 May 2012 3:37

I've been slapped with a hot greasy spatula over some bacon at my house before.

shanhigh 2

Thursday 10 May 2012 4:00

omfg...what is wrong with your wife...she has SERIOUS problems!! you don't just stab someone with a fork....

dakotahgillmore 0

Thursday 10 May 2012 4:16

That's my girlfriend

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