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tdrtnlz - 11/05/2013 06:25 - United Kingdom - Studley

Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited, wearing a wedding dress. FML

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_GoodGuy 11

Saturday 11 May 2013 16:24

Run like the wind OP, switch countries, names, number. Just run.

laughtersplay 14

Saturday 11 May 2013 16:29

I believe a restraining order is in need.

icepick23 12

Tuesday 14 May 2013 22:53

Do you love in Utah? If so, go for both.

shinedown00 4

Wednesday 15 May 2013 22:13

I would have handcuffed her to a bench

str0ngersurviv0r 5

Thursday 16 May 2013 2:24

wow....just wow

bvbarmy4ever 12

Sunday 19 May 2013 5:55

That would be creepy.....

Fail_me_darko 5

Thursday 23 May 2013 8:10

Did she at least have a nice dress?

cna1216 15

Thursday 30 May 2013 4:45

"Security!"

jtrizzle93 11

Sunday 2 June 2013 7:39

Wow. You need to move out of the country.

hawkdoc60 3

Sunday 9 June 2013 2:32

All I can say is, "WOW!!"

Heron3tiger12 0

Friday 21 June 2013 2:53

Sue her for trespass and get a restraining order

jixiekat 14

Tuesday 27 August 2013 13:38

haha! hope you had a good.wedding anyway

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