I thought this was relevant: # Operator! Give me the number for 911! # Oh, so they have internet on computers now! # Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! # Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. # I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman. # Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. # Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids. # Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.' # Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel. # Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do? # You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons. # Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

you have two fist, feet and legs and a butter knife im sure. USE THEM NOW

at least your mother still loves you. that should be enough you ingrate.

Dude, so what. I was a surprise baby, if you were actually a mistake your mom would have had an abortion. A lot of babies are unplanned, that doesn't mean their parents don't want them.

I was unplanned too, unlike my sister, but I don't really care and neither do my parents..

um get over it. my brother was an accident and he's the favorite.

YDI for being a whiny bitch and telling your mom.

she loves you. you were unplanned. so she kept you and she loves you.

I was a mistake and my parents told me they love me more than my brother. He happened on purpose though.

I was a mistake too, at least she loves u, my mom doesn't love me...