Love: Today, my school's yearbook awarded "Cutest Couple" to my boyfriend... - FML

By yearbook369 - 25/06/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, my school's yearbook awarded "Cutest Couple" to my boyfriend and me. We broke up yesterday. FML

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CO_Dorvanski 5

Saturday 25 June 2011 12:07

Potential re-get-together?

Perdition 4

Saturday 25 June 2011 12:09

Become crazed with obsession, copy and plaster the photo all over his car. Follow him around all day, every day. He's sure to want you back.

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taniaaaaa 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 12:54

Awwwwwh! :(((( saaaaadfaaaaaaaaaceee!!! well maybe it will help him realize the HUGE mistake he made ?

SalsaShark 2

Sunday 26 June 2011 18:21

Did he break up with you because of your poor grammar?

cristig 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 23:41

been there lol

ohobb91 2

Monday 27 June 2011 2:23

Ok... here's a grammar lesson: Today, my boyfriend and me were named "best couple" by the yearbook club.- incorrect Today, my boyfriend and I were named "best couple" by the yearbook club.- correct In the above sentence, "my boyfriend and I" is correct, "me was awarded" is incorrect, "I was awarded" is correct. but, the sentence in the FML is "The school awarded 'cutest couple' to my boyfriend and I". In this case, "my boyfriend and I" is incorrect, "Me and my boyfriend" or "My boyfriend and me", in this case, would be correct. essentially: "The school awarded me"- correct "The School awarded I" - incorrect The structure of the sentence makes "My boyfriend and I" incorrect.

doglover339 4

Monday 27 June 2011 5:19

well this girl is obviously having a bad time so give her a break u really think she would worrying about grammar now?!?!? geez

ohobb91 2

Monday 27 June 2011 7:32

I'm sorry if this seemed rude, but it was actually meant for those who commented before, not the one who submitted this FML. I was just trying to inform people about this particular rule of grammar.

doglover339 4

Monday 27 June 2011 5:16

awwwwwwww I'm sorry

artnotwar 4

Monday 27 June 2011 6:34

Oooh... Ouch. Maybe you guys should have gotten the award for most convincing actor and actress...?

Ginaaaaaaaaaaa 0

Monday 27 June 2011 6:44

Awwww :/ get back together then (:

marix54888 0

Monday 27 June 2011 6:54

hahahahahaha in your face!

jadergater2 0

Monday 27 June 2011 10:05

Jeez, you're still in school?!

briskyourself94 3

Monday 27 June 2011 10:48

it's not always the guys that do the breaking up, Ive been in this position and I was the one with a broken heart.

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