Love: Today, my school's yearbook awarded "Cutest Couple" to my boyfriend...

By yearbook369 - 25/06/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, my school's yearbook awarded "Cutest Couple" to my boyfriend and me. We broke up yesterday. FML

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By Uh oh... - 19/03/2011 08:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost two years and I broke up. Earlier, we scheduled our classes for senior year to match perfectly. Can't wait. FML

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By whereismyring - 28/03/2016 00:47 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML

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By lee - 22/08/2010 07:24 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over breakfast. In the afternoon I got to smile at him prettily for hours because he was the photographer in a session neither of us could get out of. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2019 12:00 - Australia - Cairns

Today, a co-worker came back from his honeymoon. He passed by my office to say hi, and mentioned, "I heard you're getting married next year?" I broke up with my boyfriend yesterday. He's taking his things out of the house as I write this. FML

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By 16isntsweet - 20/08/2009 21:21 - United States

Today, I had my sweet sixteen party. All my best friends came to the microphone to make a little speech. When my boyfriend came to do his, he broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2023 03:00

Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me a week before my prom because he found out that he liked my best friend instead. However, she likes someone else anyways, so were now both left brokenhearted. FML

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By justonce - 23/09/2013 22:38 - United States - Williamstown

Today, the boy who loved me and left me literally became the poster boy for my college. His picture is on the home page of the college website and on a banner in the cafeteria where I eat every day. FML

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By limegreengiraffe - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Lubbock

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

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By confusedandnowsingle - 28/06/2013 12:23 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2014 18:57 - United States - Sebastian

Today, I got called to the guidance office, only to be told my boyfriend broke up with me. He wasn't sure how to break the news to me, so he made my guidance counselor do it for him. FML

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CO_Dorvanski 5

Saturday 25 June 2011 12:07

Potential re-get-together?

Perdition 4

Saturday 25 June 2011 12:09

Become crazed with obsession, copy and plaster the photo all over his car. Follow him around all day, every day. He's sure to want you back.

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JohnGraveline 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 17:30

zing!

yesio12 13

Saturday 25 June 2011 18:01

ugh the same happened to me and they made up take a pic together holding the certificate -_-

yesio12 13

Saturday 25 June 2011 18:03

us*

gorzio666 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 18:05

powned

lyssaisyourgirl 7

Sunday 26 June 2011 16:18

it's pwned

rbhockey9 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 18:25

Sorry to hear. but #4 I swear to God you're ******* illiterate

RokNRoll11 9

Saturday 25 June 2011 18:27

get back together?

taytoc 10

Saturday 25 June 2011 19:31

it's a sign from the romance gods

nadyy14 8

Saturday 25 June 2011 20:07

awww I feel bad!! that really sux :(

hehehe12 1

Saturday 25 June 2011 20:59

awkward.....

BellaMarta 19

Saturday 25 June 2011 21:32

still probably a cute couple.

nickfrantz 3

Saturday 25 June 2011 21:46

wow that's either harsh or pathetic .

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Today, my friend bit me. The first time I said "Ow!" and pushed her away. The third time really hurt, and I got mad and said, "Don't fucking bite me!" and walked away angrily. She chased after me and told me I couldn't be mad at her, then got mad when I wouldn't talk to her. She didn't say sorry once and it started bleeding. FML

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Today, I had a lovely day, right up until the moment I got home, went to change my pad, and realised that sometime in the last two hours, somewhere between the library and this moment, my pad had somehow… fallen out. So somewhere out there my bloody pad is… just there. What if someone saw? FML

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