Miscellaneous: Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning... - FML

By soliveyerlife - 21/03/2009 09:35 - United States

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML

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By mammasboy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Springfield

Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML

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You deserved it 5 459

By srs - 11/08/2018 20:30

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML

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You deserved it 517

WTF mom?

By whowhat - 11/07/2013 06:26 - United States

Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML

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You deserved it 4 043

By joeshmoe - 05/09/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, my 26th birthday party got busted by my parents due to them coming home early because of a flight cancellation. Everyone had to leave, but not before my mother made me go to my room. FML

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You deserved it 49 691

By areyoukiddingme - 07/09/2013 04:50 - United States

Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML

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You deserved it 3 275

You can't see for shit

By Anonymous - 21/05/2021 18:01 - United States

Today, my parents still won't let me drive in the dark. I'm 30 years-old. FML

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You deserved it 521

By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 19:28 - United States - Warren

Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML

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You deserved it 6 465

Control

By justwantedtounpack - 29/12/2014 04:55 - United States

Today, my parents threw a hissy fit calling me ungrateful and disrespectful for wanting to do laundry and clean at home, instead of going out to their friends' house for dinner. They also disconnected the Internet to punish me when they left. I'm 20 and visiting home on a college break. FML

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You deserved it 3 241

Tricksters

By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in three days. FML

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You deserved it 67 530

No! Noooo!

By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 01:59 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML

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neonoodle 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:02

Why are you still living with your parents? You live under their roof, you follow their rules.

HomeBurger 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:03

Living with your parents at 30? yeah definitely FYL.

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_brookey_cookie_ 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 23:00

why do you still live with your parents ??

froggeh 4

Friday 6 April 2012 2:12

why are you living with your parents?

thesupershay99 0

Monday 16 April 2012 4:03

Move out !!!!!!

lorelli_fml 6

Friday 25 May 2012 3:14

that's what you get for still living with your momma at the age of thirty.

Migole 36

Wednesday 27 June 2012 5:37

Move out maybe?? Nothing wrong with living at your parent's in your early 20s while you go to college for example and have no money to move out. But 30??? Get a job!

sk8ergurl1230 0

Wednesday 8 August 2012 13:57

Please explain to me why you're still living with your parents when you're 30?

DanielT1994 19

Thursday 13 September 2012 18:26

I think saying that you're 30 and living with your folks would be enough of an FML.

wtfmeesh 4

Monday 22 October 2012 23:30

If you're 30....what are you doing living with your parents?

rhu4life 4

Sunday 23 December 2012 17:01

why does op. deserve this????

sweethang26 7

Monday 14 January 2013 23:34

...and still living with your parents?

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