By Anonymous - 18/07/2009 17:15 - United States

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Today, my mom gave me a talk on safe sex. During a three hour car ride. With my friends in the back seat. FML
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TomFantastic 0

My mum's too scared to give me a sex talk because she can't work out if I'm gay or straight. I find it hilarious to mince around but then bring girls home, and it confuses her no end so I think she'd rather just not know what I'm up to, good times :D

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HarrietPotter 1

Oh no...sounds like the kind of thing my dad would have done.

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meowmeowwkitty 0

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Ninabug28 5

I would have told her to shit up after the first word. SEX. Really how old are you? You probably can't get laid anyway.! FYL

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sharkwkrox 0

I'd have killed her.

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TheRealEllieSan 9

haha, for 6th and 7th grade my mom was my science teacher so she taught me and all my friends sex ed, i feel ur pain.

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Super_Salo 0

This isn't even so bad. I would have laughed

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yourlifesucksHA 14

Why didn't you stop her??

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anorexic189 11

She was probably internally cheering herself for thinking she was passing on intelligence to more than just one teenager

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A07 48

yikes, i feel bad for you op

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