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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML
I agree, your life sucks 206 933
You deserved it 14 813

Top comments

ohhhhshizzz 0

Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip. that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch. And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled. say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch. And then put on the red dress and leave. =] bwahah.

Comments

Is your mom secretly a 15-year-old girl?

Oh please, she should be able to get a dress without stealing yours. Cancel her flight, I like that idea. Too late now I suppose, but I wish you did.

Who plays for their own mom's trip? Isn't is the other way around?

#50, she paid for everything for her mom. How is she being greedy if she said no because she wanted to wear a dress... She's not even going on the trip. So.. Shut up please :).

kslay 0

#3 is sooo right cancel her trip and if you want to be really mean dont tell her. but then you might actualy be a selfish greedy bitch?

rixbury 0

Wow, your mom is a piece of work. You should have her stumble upon FML and read this and how the world thinks she is the selfish, greedy bitch. You should take the higher ground anyway and tell her to have a nice trip, and just don't get her another trip, and make your gifts to her meager until she appreciates them.

dg72592_fml 0

oh yeah what's so bad about staying single forever? ...i'd kinda rather be single forever lol, cuts your worries and stress down by half