Today, my last FML was apparently so depressing that FML has... - FML

Lost Reggie - 22/08/2024 00:28 - United States - Jackson

Today, my last FML was apparently so depressing that FML has rejected it twice. FML

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Lost Reggie 21

Friday 30 August 2024 20:40

it was about my father and mother dying, and my wife leaving me all in 18 months. FML

Brightside86 30

Thursday 17 October 2024 8:42

You probably aren't formatting it correctly.

Lost Reggie 21

Friday 30 August 2024 20:40

it was about my father and mother dying, and my wife leaving me all in 18 months. FML

Brightside86 30

Thursday 17 October 2024 8:42

You probably aren't formatting it correctly.

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Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML

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Today, thanks to a tip from a friend, I discovered that my Facebook account had been hacked. Again. Only this time, it won't let me recover my account because it doesn't "know" it's me. They're also not giving me any options to prove that I am… me. FML

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Today, my husband jokingly said to me, "I think you love Captain Kirk more than me." Without thinking, I said in a serious tone, "I think I do, too." FML

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Today, my boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We ended up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposed to come today and do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML

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Today, as always, I get the hiccups ten times a day, sometimes more. They are very painful, and the only thing that makes them go away is water. The doctors have found no apparent cause. I hate my body. FML

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Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML

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