Love: Today, my husband of 3 years, who I have a 1 year old daughter...

By starley - 13/08/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my husband of 3 years, who I have a 1 year old daughter with, told me he wants a divorce, but who knows, maybe in the future we can "date." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2020 21:02 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML

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By jentown11 - 28/09/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML

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Friday 13 August 2010 16:04

aha atleast he has to pay child support

fadingaway 17

Friday 13 August 2010 16:22

Kill him :)

Comments

alexxss_fml 10

Friday 13 August 2010 16:08

sucks OP. child support=steal his mulaaaa!!

xxarthur33xx 0

Friday 13 August 2010 16:10

go for it. you can date him still and also get child support. win win situation.

ajazz 0

Friday 13 August 2010 16:14

your sandwiches probably suck

airforce987 20

Friday 13 August 2010 16:54

lulz

Busterfml 0

Friday 13 August 2010 20:56

20 spelled it wrong. It is sammiches or sammichez is also acceptable.

Justyce_fml 0

Friday 13 August 2010 16:17

that sux, poor you,.I'm srry

rzbt21 0

Friday 13 August 2010 16:17

you clearly cant cook and are trash on bed. ydi

shmeggles 3

Friday 13 August 2010 16:18

oh well just feel sorry for the next person he dates! your better off without him

Spelit 0

Friday 13 August 2010 19:04

You're* :) Happy commenting!

justsayfuck 5

Friday 13 August 2010 16:19

Maybe he meant date as in, meeting as friends and not having a divorce and breaking up angrily. I'd prefer breaking up without too much drama. FYL though.