By notinterested - 13/09/2011 10:11 - United States

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Today, my husband dropped his pants and said, "Why don't you go down and say hello." This is his idea of foreplay. FML
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sciencekidster1 8

"Sorry, my mom told me not to put small objects in my mouth. I could choke."

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damo0se7205 0

I done that before. Lol. Don't choke on the offer.

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decidedlyvague 11

Did you guys have a pleasant introduction? I bet he was all red and sweaty. you made him nervous didn't you? I bet he threw up in you mouth when you were making out with him.

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decidedlyvague 11

Good luck getting someone to go down on you with that kind of attitude.

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JFreeman 6

A clever, sarcastic reminder for neglected duties :)

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justanotherbird 19

I would have dropped my skirt and said "I'm a a bit shy, why don't you go down and introduce yourself first?" ;)

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robberry 11

That's his way of saying, "you don't do that enough." Men shouldn't have to ask for this!

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good41thing198 7

Real men don't have to ask for it.

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RufusCade 7

On the other hand, she might not give him head ever and this is his way of telling her that there is something missing in their sex life. She might be the one making the calls and he NEVER gets his needs fulfilled.

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FailureFYL 0

I'll say hey... Hey!!

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