By Anonymous - 23/01/2015 14:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was rushed to the hospital with anal tearing. We've never tried anal before, but it turns out she and my "best friend" sure have. FML
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sobstory10000 17

It's now time to tear up that relationship with both of them

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Morning_fml 22

I'm going to say what everyone's going to say: dump that disloyal bitch and find a new best friend.

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sobstory10000 17

It's now time to tear up that relationship with both of them

704 4
Steve97 32

Well I have to say it's about damn time a cheating bitch got a dose of karma in an FML.

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ProfessorMctitie 20

Just think positive OP! she may have cheated but now she wont be ******** right for a while

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NotGabe 28

#69 Them craps gonna sting like hell. Dear lord.

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Ichiya 29

I'd say tear her a new asshole but it seems your best friend already did.

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False_Stupidity 41

Now is the time to add chilli and laxatives to her diet >:)

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fuckedPriceless 17

I really like the laxatives as a revenge thing...

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blasticness400 4

Well they sure can't deny that happened.

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YepThatsMeee 23

OP's gf: "It was just anal, it doesn't count as cheating."

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xninix_fml 36

@114 then why is it called anal sex?

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Clawsified 6

Why's it called a ******* if you don't get paid?!

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dragonkisses28 25

Why do we park in the driveway, but we drive on a parkway? Why does cargo travel by ship when shipments travel in cars/trucks? Down votes...now!

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incoherentrmblr 21

You see what happens Larry? Do you see what happens when you f**k a stranger in the ass? Do you see what happens Larry?...

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Morning_fml 22

I'm going to say what everyone's going to say: dump that disloyal bitch and find a new best friend.

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TwoXMike 14

I would also add, knock him the f*** out

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hugozac88 22

That's an asshole move right there

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RBW_Slave 9

But before dumping her, buy her some Taco Bell!

21 1
slipstreak 10

That hole situation really must have been a pain in the ass!

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j_cat187 19

Good to know. No need to visit her in the hospital.

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photographer49 22

#4 He should visit her, and break up with her

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then000bster 16

How could you suggest that? That'd tear her heart up!!

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guynamedsky 15

you think what she did to him was any better?

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Alittleghosty 3

He said it just for the pun of it.

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nmw404 6

Sounds like he was a pain in the a*s. Tell them both goodbye.

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DocBastard 38

That's why using lots of lube and going very slowly is so important. Or so I've heard.

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Mauskau 35

Being a doctor, it'd be better if you knew that :)

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salamancer 11

Your profile picture just makes this comment so much better

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j_cat187 19

You don't have to hide it Doc, we all know that you love anal.

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doctorhook86 24

#118: Nah, probably reminds him too much of work.

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Ichiya 29

He gets anal at work? I want to be a doctor! where do I sign up?

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doctorhook86 24

#147: When you're s doctor, dem bitches will do anything for a piece of this. ANYTHING.

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woainishamu 21

Get someone to **** your best friend in the ass

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LPac5295 27

I know one person who doesn't need to visit them at the hospital. Sorry to hear that happened. At least now you know she's in pain and gets what she's got coming to her.

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