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By fingwhore - 27/07/2014 17:12 - United States - Greensboro

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML

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By NeverCampingAgain - 15/02/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML

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By badtrip - 03/03/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

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I don't know either

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I went camping in the mountains with my girlfriend and her very outdoor loving mountain. I sprained my ankle falling out of the car and got a bug bite on my penis while peeing. Her dad actually asked why she was dating me and she admitted that she had no idea. FML

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By DosSantos - 03/08/2017 00:30

Today, I returned from a trip to Budapest with more condoms than I had brought with me. FML

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I need some me time

By Anonymous - 13/07/2020 23:04

Today, my fiancée decided to go on a 3-hour trip because she needed a break from the baby and me. I forgot to mention who she went with: her ex. FML

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Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 04:00

Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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Lucky escape

By Anonymous - 27/11/2025 12:00

Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and another couple. We saw a black bear. I shrieked and peed, while the other guy stepped forward and yelled, "Get outta here!" To my surprise, it ran away. My girlfriend is so ashamed of me that she's refusing to share a tent. I'm sleeping in my truck bed. FML

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Friends?

By idekwtfigo - 01/05/2022 06:00

Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML

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By Brian - 04/05/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML

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BeeHMC 9

Sunday 27 July 2014 20:54

I hope by girlfriend you mean "ex"

mz135 12

Sunday 27 July 2014 20:53

Sorry OP that sucks. There is someone better than her for you

Comments

classykraken 16

Monday 28 July 2014 10:18

NOBODY DESERVES THAT!!!!

lolingatyourlife 1

Monday 28 July 2014 11:54

That's got to be a horrible feeling :(

ostfaiz 18

Monday 28 July 2014 12:17

one confusing bitch.. sorry op

Striker37 8

Monday 28 July 2014 16:10

You need to dump that ho. NOW.

davembsl 10

Monday 28 July 2014 17:24

Why'd you let her go in the first place?

bv2332 10

Monday 28 July 2014 17:36

You let her go camping with her ex...... That's kind of on you

channelmonica 17

Tuesday 29 July 2014 21:40

Read the FML before you comment. His girlfriend said she was going with a friend. He found out said "friend" was her ex.

quinnybhoy88 4

Monday 28 July 2014 17:46

If its still in her bag her ex didnt use it so nothing happened, what would have been worse would have been if there was an empty wrapper

TogeBara 12

Monday 28 July 2014 21:24

irrelevant, if it was in her bag, she was expecting to cheat on her current boyfriend with her ex. That is grounds for termination

Fas4wd 13

Monday 28 July 2014 19:08

You deserve it if you let her go. She either stayed with you or went as a single girl.

tvessels1981 1

Monday 28 July 2014 19:22

i would say see ya

TheVurcle 10

Monday 28 July 2014 19:29

Now she's you ex right?

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