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By AzNFoo - 26/03/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML

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By CarrieRedburn - 27/07/2011 08:09 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML

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Didn't see ya there

By mbrooke - 23/03/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML

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By COCKYmanUSC - 12/09/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML

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By suzanneallen - 11/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML

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By Natalie - 01/04/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML

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By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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By RainyDay - 11/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, My friend and I were stopped at a red light while it was pouring rain. We heard a screeching noise off in the distance and thought, "Hope someone doesn't get hit." Someone did get hit. We did. From behind. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML

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Less haste, less speed

By Fox - 25/02/2013 03:41 - United States

Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML

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By adogg18 - 29/05/2011 08:12 - United States

Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML

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musu_fml 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 12:06

Why on earth would you throw projectiles at other people's moving vehicles? That's a dangerous and dickish thing to do. You utter, utter idiots. I hope you get a conviction that you have to explain to any future employers. #2 I don't know about whichever country this happened in, but if it were in mine I'm sure some kind of assault law, or vandalism, or SOMETHING that covers causing a danger on the roads, would cover it, if there isn't a direct "throwing projectiles at traffic" law.

PlasticShark 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 12:08

You deserve that - you could cause someone to crash their car, think about what you're doing...

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mwahaha1 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 13:19

lol all the hate has anyone ever heard of a thing called fun? your only a kid once, and you only live once, might as well have as much fun and excitement while you still have time......

fuzzybear14 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 2:10

didnt it have a logo on it?

sammyluvspugs 4

Friday 25 May 2012 14:01

You learned your lesson..

yzzami 17

Friday 22 February 2013 1:49

Its a shame no one got out of their car and ooked you in the dook. YDI

satanisthesavior 21

Monday 15 April 2013 21:50

... It's funny reading all these comments of people complaining. Are there drivers out there who are so easily spooked that throwing a water balloon at their car could cause a crash? I mean, it would make me jump, but I'd at least keep the car going in a straight line long enough to turn on the wipers...

charvisioku 22

Tuesday 30 April 2013 11:14

And would that be the case if you were a Learner driver, or if you'd only passed your test very recently? I take your point but either way it's a complete dick move to throw things at peoples' cars when they're driving. One hit my aunt's side mirror once and it knocked it clean off because of the angle and the speed it was thrown at/the car was going. That would be enough to make a lot of people crash.