Intimacy: Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals...

By lolzboss - 07/03/2011 19:04 - United States

Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 21:57 - United States - Dewitt

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

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Today, I found my 5-year-old son prancing around in high heels and cat ears, wearing a thong as a necklace, and waving a riding crop around like a sword. He'd found the box where granny keeps her special outfits that make granddad extra happy on Friday nights. FML

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By anonymousyo - 24/04/2015 22:04 - United States - Vacaville

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

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By FMLMom - 08/08/2012 08:02 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML

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By Kay - 02/06/2013 19:00 - India - Nagari

Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML

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Monday 7 March 2011 23:13

today's kids know a lot more stuff now than when we were kids, I wouldn't be surprised if he learned it at school.

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Monday 7 March 2011 23:10

I think it was the fathers influence

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Tuesday 8 March 2011 9:15

Wow, seriously? So, if a 3 year old child asked me what my boobs were for and I told him the truth, that it's what's used to feed babies, you'd charge me with child abuse? Effing ridiculous. Glad I didn't tell anybody but my sister that her son was looking down my shirt when I picked him up at that age and asking me that.