By doomed - 22/08/2009 17:46 - United States

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Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
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JADEstokesxo 0

how is it his own fault! its his belief and what he belived his GF belived in, so; what youse are basicaly saying is; he deserved it for being trusting. idiots.

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adelaide_evening 0

I think this was supposed to be an FML because he was cheated on, not because he believes in sex after marriage. And you're being kind of an idiot with the whole "you deserve it for believing that". Not everyone has the same views as you. And the girl got pregnant not because the boyfriend was "holding out" on her, but because she is untrustworthy (or a two-faced *****, whichever way you wanna look at it).

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thelonelylurker 0

Virgin mother? It's the second coming of Jesus!

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liquidbunny 0

what are you guys bitching about? do you think he forced her to "believe" in sex after marriage? If she said she felt the same way but done it with someone else its NOT HIS FAULT. I love how people can make up these crazy scenarios as to why a person deserves it just judging by 300 characters or less. F your lives for being judgemental ass wipes.

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Hazy_fml 0

Dump her ass. She's getting it from another man. DON'T be stuck with a kid that isn't yours.

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shootingstar8D 0

I believe in waitin till marriage, Marry me Lol jk.

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GraceMonica 8

it would have sucked even more if your wedding day was tomorrow.

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lostguy 0

ouch! sorry, that sucks dude... hopefully your new fiance won't cheat on you :/

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DncrHap 9

Just putting it out there, it's possible to get pregnant without intercourse. OP, if you ejaculated (or possibly even leaked pre-cum) on her genitals, if she's not on the pill, and if she happened to be ovulating, then it's possible you got her pregnant. I know a lot would have to happen for that to work, but it's still possible! ... or she cheated on you.

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Blaaagh 0

Whilst that is true, it is EXTREMELY unlikely. You'd have to have seriously bad luck to get your significant other pregnant from that... But as i said, possible. But i kinda doubt it. So I'd say get rid of her now! She's not worth your time mate!

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airplanefood 0

Please don't use "whilst" ever again on the interweb, or have your flame shield ready.

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bexox 0

66- Haha! Agreed. Hate that word. Also, the semen would have a hard time swimming into her fallopian tubes (look it up, kids) that way.

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DncrHap 9

... ... ... I didn't say it can happen easily and always happens, did I? I said it was /possible/. And it is. Read up, kid.

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Heidi_fml 0

That's a perfectly acceptable word in British English...

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DncrHap 9

Wait, seriously? My comment was buried? What on earth did I say to deserve getting buried?

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dayrin7 4

hehe.. wow. I find this oneee funny..if i was you i would have been like hahaha.! that sucks for you.!! you are pregnant.! hahaha..lol and then go **** somebody else.

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