Holidays: Today, my family went on a family trip without me. Their reason... - FML

By satega - 10/12/2012 19:07 - United States - Smithville

Today, my family went on a family trip without me. Their reason for not bringing me? My older sister wanted extra legroom during the drive. FML

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satega 16

Tuesday 25 June 2013 21:06

Op here. Figured I'd add this tidbit, the ride originally consisted of me, my mother, my sister and my mothers boyfriend. So it really wasn't s family trip at all in ether end.

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Sinamoi 18

Monday 10 December 2012 23:33

Then she can ride on the roof where she can have all the legroom she wants.

MyCommentsSuck 21

Monday 10 December 2012 23:35

Don't know about you. But I'd rather be at home doing what I want, than stuck in a car with my family including a sister who needs that much leg room. whole home personal space expansions for the win.

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fantasyworld 37

Monday 16 March 2015 0:20

You have the whole house to yourself. Go wild, throw a party.

ByeTech 10

Tuesday 24 March 2015 15:44

All of these horribly neglectful families break my heart...sorry OP!

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