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By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 14:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML

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By fugachumi - 07/08/2011 08:08 - United States

Today, I discovered that every morning at around 3:00 my dad takes a monumental dump in my bathroom. When I confronted him about it he denied it. He still does it. FML

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By great 1st impression - 25/05/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML

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By Forgotten - 06/09/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I decided to visit my dad. I haven't seen him in a while so I wanted to give him another chance to be an actual dad to me. Apparently, getting drunk and getting it on with his girlfriend while I was there was more important than spending time with his daughter, who he hasn't seen in almost a year. FML

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shamille 5

Thursday 2 June 2011 19:03

Your place must be on the way to someone he loves :'(

FlexT 1

Thursday 2 June 2011 22:53

Her dad DID give a shit.

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xoCOURTNIEox 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 19:17

what a great dad :) kind of sounds like mine

bigbadtim 7

Thursday 2 June 2011 19:20

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

squeaker07 15

Thursday 2 June 2011 19:22

Well at least now you have a piece of him left in your house :) lol

Blueglasscup 18

Thursday 2 June 2011 19:33

He came all the way just to take a crap? Damn whatever toilet he went to must be swanky as hell!

TKrisha_fml 5

Thursday 2 June 2011 19:41

Do the same to him. Go to his house take a dump then leave.

hottiebrunette 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 19:49

that stinks. pun intended

HannahLouise96 13

Thursday 2 June 2011 19:51

SURPRISE!

SnookieBaybie 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 19:51

go to his house and shit on his floor and leave a note saying "it was great smellin ur shit dad"

ThatLooksSticky 16

Thursday 2 June 2011 19:57

did he flush? if the answer is yes, then he must really love you. congrats. :)

perdix 29

Thursday 2 June 2011 20:09

It's hard being a parent -- you can do your best and end up with a shit kid or two among a bunch of good ones. I've never heard of anyone going to such an extent to point out which is the "shit kid" so literally.

lawls79 14

Thursday 2 June 2011 22:32

perdix it's funny that you go to such lengths to make someone feel bad...your life must suck balls.

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