Love: Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she...

By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 14:45 - Brunei Darussalam

Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML

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Same thing different taste

Tu peux mieux faire, ma fille

By frenchgirlll - 27/04/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, I was giving my crush a lift home from a mutual friend's house. When he got in the car, my mom asked in French, "Is this the guy you won't stop talking about? You can do so much better!" Of all the things I've told about him to my mom, I forgot to mention he's French as well. FML

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Truth bomb

By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's work to surprise him by speaking in Spanish, his first language. I've been taking classes secretly. He smiled, kissed me, and then finished telling his friend, in Spanish, that I'm boring and ugly but he's got nothing better going on. FML

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By hatethatiloveyou - 10/02/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML

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She's got it going on!

By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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By Random - 04/04/2017 07:00 - Canada - Langley

Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML

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Commited

By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 00:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, only to find out that they're already in a committed relationship with my mom. FML

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By anonymous - 15/01/2012 05:58 - United States

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

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Sitcom moment

By Anonymous - 24/01/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML

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By boom - 17/03/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML

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By ug - 08/07/2009 20:51 - Canada

Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML

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davek 36

Wednesday 13 October 2010 19:07

In Soviet Russia, mother insults YOU!!

amazinemo578 4

Wednesday 13 October 2010 19:05

damn I felt that

Comments

leahk1785 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 6:44

????? ?????? :(

paintmysky 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 17:38

I speak Russian, so I know the feeling. It sucks Dx

Michellec9982 18

Wednesday 9 May 2012 8:18

Man that sucks.... Wutd ur crush say?

babygirl83150 8

Friday 20 July 2012 18:29

Well, I would apologize ASAP. Even better, get your mom to. Then go from there. Sorry OP. FYL

morgansteel 0

Friday 17 August 2012 1:07

Aw I'm sorry :(

_mashaaa 5

Sunday 2 September 2012 5:41

I'm also Russian. And my mother has done the exact same thing. Dammit. Russian mothers these days. :(

imayra64 4

Sunday 6 January 2013 7:06

that sucks

katyamaslova 5

Tuesday 5 February 2013 21:56

This is why I can't stand Russians (I'm Russian so I can say that). Sorry that really sucks

Karls_Marx 13

Sunday 19 April 2015 15:25

Well you're mom probably got called сука

Brightblue2 14

Thursday 20 August 2015 23:57

I would have told her that he is fluent straight away and watch the embarrassment on her face.

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