By Lesbian - 14/01/2017 10:00

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Today, my coworker, who I hardly ever speak to, gave me a birthday present. It was an 8,000-word extremely graphic story of how he convinced a lesbian to have anal sex with him in the work bathroom. She had my name and characteristics. I'm the only lesbian he knows. FML
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Talis99 26

And now that dumbass gets fired. Inappropriate, creepy, intolerant... You definitely need to report him.

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jcash52426 5

Maybe that her way of saying that she like you. She may be psychotic but I think she likes you

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GhostFox 33

The creeper in the post is male. As OP is a lesbian, she is completely uninterested in him in any sexual or romantic capacity. It is likely that the only "interest" OP has in him is about how creepy his behavior is. Not that this kind of behavior would be anymore acceptable if the creeper were a woman. Or from anyone.

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jbuckets_404 38

<p><a href="../user/524756619">jcash52426</a>: her co-worker is a guy, not a gal....</p>

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samomaha 17

<p>OP, you need to turn him into HR for sexual harassment. Don't hesitate, this may just be (heaven forbid) his "first step". Stop him in his tracks before he does worse.</p>

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BurnInDemonFire 35

<p>Here's what you do: Play along, go to his house, tie him face down on his bed, push a double-ended ***** halfway into his ass, then leave a note for whoever finds him telling them that dogs sexually arouse him.</p>

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ohsnapword 21

<p>I'm going to guess at the very least he is a good writer. &nbsp;It kept you engaged enough to identify the traits of the characters in the story and you counted every word.</p> <p>Seriously, on the creepy scale, that's about 11/10.</p>

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hornedreaper 2

<p>Edit the story with you using a strap on and return the present</p>

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Etweens96 25

Time to report the dumb ads to Human Resources.

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73012211 17

Please please please bring it to HR. Chances are you aren't the first person he's done this to. It's so inappropriate for him to give you that, especially at work. You have the right to work in an environment free from that kind of harassment!

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