Animals: Today, my cat learned how to open doors. Ever since then she's...

By Apes - 25/03/2013 07:18 - United States - Temecula

Today, my cat learned how to open doors. Ever since then she's been running up to my room, opening my door, and running away. My cat is playing ding-dong ditch. FML

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By catslave - 17/09/2016 08:43 - New Zealand

Today, my cat wanted to go out. She watched me open the front door, leave it open while I got something from the car then come back inside. She then insisted on going out the back door. I'm a slave to a cat. FML

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By Anon127 - 12/06/2012 02:40 - United States - Taunton

Today, I learned that instead of training my cat, she has been training me. She now refuses to drink anything but running tap water, and yowls loudly early in the morning at my bedroom door to be fed. FML

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Cat people

By I’ll never see them again - 13/10/2022 08:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my cat tried to escape when I opened my front door. I noticed that whenever I start babbling and making random sounds, he stops dead and just stares at me in confusion, before walking back in. With my luck, however, this time my neighbor heard everything. They walked quickly away, as if they'd seen a ghost. FML

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Crowded house

By upset - 25/10/2016 00:08

Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML

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LET ME IN!

By Sam - 15/11/2024 20:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my cat somehow managed to lock me out of my apartment by jumping on the doorknob while I was taking the trash out. I had to call a locksmith, and now it's like my cat won't even come near at me, like I betrayed him for allowing a stranger into our home. FML

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Needy baby

By nosleeptilpissoff - 18/03/2011 15:54 - United States

Today, I have a cat with separation anxiety. By this, I mean whenever I go in another room and shut the door with her outside, she uses her head as a battering ram to try and break down the door. It's fun trying to sleep too. FML

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Rude awakening

By Anonymous - 11/06/2021 16:01

Today, I experienced the fright of a lifetime when I woke up and heard my bedroom door opening. Fearing that there was an intruder, I picked up a bat and opened the door, ready to whack the mystery intruder. There was no one there. No one, except my cat, who apparently knows how to open doors now. FML

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How could you, Human?

By I'm a dumbass - 27/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I closed my bedroom door before I went to work this morning so my cat wouldn't chew on the cords in there. When I got back, I couldn't find my other cat anywhere. I went to my bedroom and heard her yelling. She was in there, stuck there all morning and afternoon. Oops. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By duncan74 - 10/12/2014 03:23 - France - Balma

Today, my cats found a new game to play. They each sit on either side of the cat flap, and take turns hitting it. Clack, clack. Clack, clack. At 3 am. Clack, clack. Clack, clack. FML

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ArielTheMermaid 17

Monday 25 March 2013 16:00

Cats are assholes

perdix 29

Monday 25 March 2013 16:02

Clever cat, maybe tomorrow she'll learn to use knives and, . . ., dunh, dunh, dunh!

Comments

fksfsdhfsdfh 26

Tuesday 26 March 2013 3:25

Troll cat

elliott2 3

Tuesday 26 March 2013 10:35

Your mistake was that god damn cat.

Cysioland 8

Tuesday 26 March 2013 12:25

One of my cats opens the door to my room and hides under the bed. Even at 3 pm

lockyz 10

Wednesday 27 March 2013 4:37

Cats are mean that's the reason I lock my door , you should try it after some tries he'll give up eventually

toaster012 17

Wednesday 27 March 2013 6:28

I want a cat like that...

Chucklikesbacon 12

Wednesday 27 March 2013 8:26

That is pretty awesome! And if it botbers you, why not just leave the door open?

ReepingHavoc 13

Wednesday 27 March 2013 11:13

I will take that cat off your hands O.O

annakpok 7

Thursday 28 March 2013 21:20

It's knock knock ginger, stupid 'mericans

annakpok 7

Thursday 28 March 2013 21:52

It's knock knock ginger, stupid 'mericans

thattallguyfromc 2

Tuesday 2 April 2013 8:47

my cat just loves to do that when i jack off

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