By sexual parrot - 21/04/2014 18:42

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Today, my boyfriend's parents' parrot won't stop imitating my sex moans, and keeps doing it whenever I speak. FML
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Coryj1220 15

Quit doing it with the parrot in the room, or don't be so damn loud.

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dimerneckel 22

Start making other noises when it tries to speak! That'll show that pesky parrot.

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gracehi 31

Are you sure it's a parrot and not a troll? Perhaps you should banish him to live under the bridge.

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alfalfalaffa 17

Hey he's just exited he might get to witness a little more action!

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SunTzu2 9

She says she's having sex with the parrot at her boyfriends house! He's not a witness

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DeadPixel4 29

Try to teach him something else? A moaning parrot can get quite annoying...

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silvius 6

you are being trolled by a parrot hahaha im so sorry but if u cant find humor in this then you must be cold.

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oddities 20

I was thinking Polly wants a bone. I'm sorry, that was terrible and I will never make that joke again. I'm just exhausted and my joke taste is terrible now so I shall get coffee to see if I'm wittier in a few minutes. IGNORE ME!

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Ducklett 11

Maybe it's time to quieten down in the bedroom or train the parrot, whichever is easiest. Hopefully tell make a funny story with the parents!

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