Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care...

By STIdiot - 17/10/2011 12:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML

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By ShyBear - 21/11/2025 20:00

Today, my partner called me from urgent care because his jaw was hurting. Apparently he now has lockjaw from going down on me too much. FML

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By ohmydog - 05/09/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2014 06:30 - United States - River Falls

Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML

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By Darth Spasticus - 14/11/2015 09:12 - United States - Flower Mound

Today, my boyfriend was diagnosed with a UTI. He thought men can only get UTIs by "catching" them from a woman, so he blamed me for it. FML

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By canucks_chick - 23/10/2011 05:45 - Canada

Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Linköping

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got his results from the doctor: the weeping sore under his foreskin isn’t an STD like I accused him of, it’s merely a bacterial skin infection from not washing his penis. He’s acting all smug, like not cheating on me somehow makes up for being a bacteria-ridden petri dish. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2013 18:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML

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Spontaneous

By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 17:32 - United States

Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 19:53 - United States

Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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mibrahim01 0

Monday 17 October 2011 18:50

It's better to give than to take

guitarplayer546 0

Monday 17 October 2011 18:54

I am sorry op, you may have a retard of a boyfriend

Comments

candacekmp 14

Wednesday 5 December 2012 20:10

Sounds like he is fishing for reasons to break up...

Chris20003 17

Tuesday 22 January 2013 1:27

And the Darwin award goes to... *drum roll*

The_9th_Doctor 18

Monday 16 September 2013 17:56

dump his stupid ass while you still can

mtllsw3am 5

Tuesday 29 July 2014 13:11

Ohhh lord have mercy

iadtgrad07 6

Wednesday 22 July 2015 2:29

Sounds like he has the STD. Cheaters always blame the other person. I'd get yourself checked

Octopudding 17

Saturday 21 November 2015 3:49

You should punch that tooth right out of him.

Unlucky1232 20

Saturday 11 June 2016 21:59

sure it's just the jaw? maybe the logic part of his brain is swollen

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