Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry...

By ohmaigawd - 14/09/2011 16:59 - Argentina

Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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So romantic

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

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Big question

By snoozerlooser - 25/12/2010 00:00 - Canada

Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years tell his friend he was going to "pop the question." Ecstatic, I wore my nicest dress and got my hair done for dinner. Near the end, he leant in romantically and asked if we could start doing anal. So much for marriage. FML

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By undanya__four - 10/04/2015 20:19 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML

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By mylifesucks - 30/08/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

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By Cococautly - 04/07/2009 04:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML

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Nervous

By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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The Hulk

By dino0123 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Herndon

Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML

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Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

Wednesday 14 September 2011 22:33

what happened to no strings attached?

meggieh815 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 22:32

so.. what did you say??

Comments

lebronsucks 3

Thursday 15 September 2011 0:22

Now your fiancé

spazzychild 12

Thursday 15 September 2011 0:28

Your boyfriend is an ass. Say no.

care3320 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 0:31

That is awsome!

KickItHigh 32

Thursday 15 September 2011 0:42

This sounds like it could be in a porno...

kenkmc 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 0:52

classy guy you got there.

jerry2011 4

Thursday 15 September 2011 1:06

Did you pull the string?

halafadippin64 1

Thursday 15 September 2011 1:22

Whatever happened to being secretive and discrete?! Lol

aikman_wesc 2

Thursday 15 September 2011 1:23

hahaha that's awesome

HomeAl0ne 20

Thursday 15 September 2011 1:26

What an idiot. Doesn't he know the ring is supposed to go through his nose?

aerogxt 7

Thursday 15 September 2011 1:31

At least he's creative. Lol

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