Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time...

By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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You deserved it 6 236

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By theproblemboblem - 29/04/2021 14:00

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 12:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping with me and 5 other girls while we first started dating. He told me he numbered us and rolled a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2018 01:30

Today, my boyfriend of four years decided that the best way to break up with me was to move out of our apartment while I was at work, and then text me a video of himself having sex with another girl. FML

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You deserved it 351

Testing the waters

By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 13 404

Last dates

By Anonymous - 19/06/2020 17:00

Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML

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You deserved it 253

Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 15/02/2010 13:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished, I jokingly said, "Who's going to sleep in the wet patch?" He got up and said, "You're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing." It was my first time. FML

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You deserved it 4 542

By coltsfoot - 23/05/2010 09:08 - Norway

Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML

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You deserved it 7 092

By justagirl - 02/12/2014 05:40 - United States - Roseville

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML

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You deserved it 5 901

By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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You deserved it 4 263

By Username - 03/10/2010 00:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML

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You deserved it 3 364

schwancy 2

Friday 17 September 2010 9:32

Oooo did you win? Is your prize a dip-shit boyfriend?

bunniex1 11

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Comments

SaintJimmyxx 8

Sunday 10 March 2013 15:53

were you better?

8eight8 14

Thursday 25 April 2013 10:51

dump him or maybe kill him. he deserves to die. trust me :(

nemcali 34

Sunday 21 July 2013 15:10

You stayed with him 3 years without sex???

psychchika 13

Monday 14 October 2013 20:12

I wonder why it took so long to have sex? Maybe trust issues? If so, I can see how that was a problem.

benjaymax 2

Thursday 13 March 2014 7:38

I don't mean to be a douche but how can you go without sex for 3 years....

Mira Lux 26

Saturday 19 April 2014 7:40

HOLY SHIT GUYS, A RELATIONSHIP CAN LAST WITHOUT SEX!!!! Sorry it just it annoying to hear people saying how can you go 3 years without sex, trust me it quite easy. Not all relationships are based on having sex, you know that right?

sexyboi1985 27

Thursday 12 June 2014 10:53

Were u better ?

shufflyn 16

Wednesday 25 June 2014 15:59

if I was you he would have definitely chose the other girl because I would have stomped on his balls. what an asshole

russiancat464 12

Friday 18 July 2014 0:10

WTF YOU WAIT 3 YEARS TO HAVE SEX?

WarriorOmen 25

Saturday 6 December 2014 7:16

What the **** is wrong with waiting three years to have sex? You don't know how old the OP was when they got together originally, they could have been 12 for all you bloody know.