Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time...

By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML

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Friday 17 September 2010 9:32

Oooo did you win? Is your prize a dip-shit boyfriend?

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Comments

Nick_1993 2

Sunday 19 September 2010 23:01

3 years is a long wait.. if you were holding back. i understand. but if it was him? wtf is wrong with him

krisskrisskriss 0

Monday 20 September 2010 1:22

that's just....absolutely horrible? ever considered chopping off his dick? :O

alienc 0

Monday 20 September 2010 18:27

exactly what I was thinking. you have to have lost a bit of self respect to call yourself a troll :( that or under stress and aren't thinking the best.

deathandblood84 0

Monday 20 September 2010 22:45

...so who won?

AjaxF 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 14:01

FYL and you deserve it for waiting that long for "him" to decide. It took him 365.242199 days to decide whether to put it inbetween your legs or not but took him 1 day (If not a few minutes) to decide he'd rather put it inbetween another girl's legs. Clissic! Tip: Next time date someone who'll put it inbetween your legs sooner!

Cinn_fml 22

Wednesday 22 September 2010 0:29

You do realise 3 years isn't 365.242199 days, right? :P

Zebidee 8

Wednesday 22 September 2010 12:28

LOL! Cinn for the win. I love it when people fail to six decimal places.

Freeze_fml 16

Thursday 23 September 2010 5:01

There is no information other than the fact that he slept with another girl. It could have taken years or thirty seconds for him to decide to be an idiot.

iichamp 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:36

What a dirt bag! I hope he is now your ex-boyfriend..ugh!

krissygradisher 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 6:30

haha you kinda deserved it because if you guys were dating for 3 years and you didn't have sex what did you expect? like you may of wanted to wait but guys don't work like that..