Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making... - FML

By soooyeah - 30/04/2009 12:15 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

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laxinmidge 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:17

you've chosen a winner.

DRchika 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:16

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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krisFrAnHeehar 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 22:11

lol, Ice-cream>you

da_newb 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 22:12

Um... Ice cream trucks are something special. Don't be so selfish about it.

imfunny_fml 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 22:12

Hahahahahah that's hilarious!! hope he brought some for you...who doesn't like ice cream and sex!!!

mobius8 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 22:13

This is only a FYL if he didn't get you any.

collegekid29 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 22:13

This is one of the funniest stories recently. Girls get too caught up in themselves and they just need to appreciate life a little more!

Rockyio 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 22:17

Totally agree with #31... unless your a virgin lol

ohnoitsdad109 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 22:17

keep that man.

amiiix3 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 22:20

I agree with #40. Hehe, I aspire to have a boyfriend like yours! : D

increasethepeace 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 22:23

lol to number 24

JohnFR33M4N 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 22:25

some people like ice cream over pie

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