Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and...

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 12:55 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 473

You deserved it 9 336

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Weird family

By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 381

You deserved it 2 168

Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 014

You deserved it 826

Kinda awkward

By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 01:18 - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 281

You deserved it 37 915

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 439

You deserved it 20 761

By T1A2Z3 - 13/11/2018 03:00

Today, right before sex, with his dick out and the condom in one hand, the guy I was with answered a phone call from his mum. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 269

You deserved it 406

By helpfulmom - 26/07/2009 18:39 - Canada

Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 162

You deserved it 6 784

By saddened97 - 20/01/2011 09:39 - Australia

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 753

You deserved it 12 913

By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 858

You deserved it 8 391

Thanks!

By uh-oh - 21/07/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 154

You deserved it 30 945

Cockblocked

By sad gf - 14/11/2010 20:29

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as we were ready, his mom called to wish us a happy anniversary. She was so excited for us, she was going to stop by. After throwing out our unused and only spare condom, she called us again and said she was just kidding, and to enjoy ourselves. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 910

You deserved it 5 869

matt120784 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 18:57

How long before someone makes a wincest comment?

LifeOnBlast19 9

Wednesday 9 November 2011 19:01

Now that's some STD fighting dedication! Your mom is just looking out for you dude

Comments

YOUareALLretards 1

Thursday 10 November 2011 4:12

For you twats that can't comprehend what you read, the mom was the girlfriend's mom so anyone who says anything like "I'd freak if my mom wanted to see my dick" or anything similar is just an idiot that can't comprehend simple ******* stories.

maddie2015 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 4:27

That's crossed the line of awkward to uncomfortable...

dangousity 21

Thursday 10 November 2011 4:30

Stop freeloading

varkey 7

Thursday 10 November 2011 5:05

Why the hell can't you lock the door / do it in a room that has a lock / wait till everyone's gone before you do it if there are no locks in your house (which seems untrue)? Anyway, that was a really strange request of your mom, but I have no sympathy for people who are too lazy to lock the damn door before they bang. YDI