Sex, Anniversary and Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not...

By blower - 11/04/2011 04:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blow job from me. FML

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Our anniversary

By Anonymous - 27/12/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blowjob from me. FML

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Dates that matter

By mee - 19/02/2012 11:37 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend sang "Happy birthday" to my vagina. It was my birthday last month and he forgot, but he remembers the date of the first time he went down on me. FML

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New Romantics

By sallyfradoodle - 13/03/2020 21:00

Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that he was my first kiss. His reply? I was the first person he ever whacked off to. FML

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By snortingspunk - 03/12/2015 12:52 - South Africa

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. He came. A lot. I doubt I'll remember it as anything other than, "The day I found out what sneezing semen feels like." FML

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Bad timing

By Proprepourtant - 16/04/2011 11:28 - France

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. This is the moment he chooses to exclaim, "Wow, you really do have a lot of dandruff!" FML

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Thanks, babe

By Anonymous - 14/12/2020 17:58 - Canada - Moncton

Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML

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By Disappointed - 30/05/2015 20:05 - United States - Lexington

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our 5 year anniversary. All I got was him stopping by for a quickie before he went into work. FML

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By Forgotten - 09/08/2010 14:38 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML

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Poor perfomance

By Anonymous - 04/08/2022 04:00

Today, I gave my virgin boyfriend his first ever blowjob. I was expecting we’d move on to full sex straight away, but he was weird about it. I asked what was wrong, and he was confused why men are obsessed with blowjobs, because the one I just gave wasn’t that good. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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mmedeiros14 0

Monday 11 April 2011 11:59

well look on the bright side i bet it was a good bj for him to remember the aniversary

Mirorbo 26

Monday 11 April 2011 12:34

*faceplam* Boys...please...for the sake of all us proper men...grow a brain and stop thinking with your junk!

Comments

inslb54 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 4:32

tgat is a pretty epic moment for any male! WIN!!!

dwkiely 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 4:33

u must be good If he remembered that

inslb54 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 4:34

149 agreed

Sylers 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 4:47

So true, so true. I can't stand men like that.

maiimpressivetit 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 4:52

at least he remembered something =

Andygk15 3

Tuesday 12 April 2011 5:08

go ask Miley cyrus #171

jessistar1234 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 5:13

men are disgusting!!!!

SplotchyxDroneZ 7

Tuesday 12 April 2011 5:48

give him a blue job on the next anniversary

oOXimOo 3

Tuesday 12 April 2011 5:49

haha classic!! :))

BuLLetss 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 5:52

haha

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