By whateven - 08/01/2013 17:45 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boss "borrowed" my prescription sunglasses off my desk. She crashed her car because they made her dizzy, and thinks I should pay for the damages. FML
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drewflav 17

Your boss is a fucktard! No one should be taking stuff off your desk without permission, ever. That's the kind of trouble it invites. You'll be fine OP, your boss can't touch you this time.

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HanaFML 10

I think she should pay for your new glasses!

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itsalanis 25

Strange how she doesn't understand that "prescription" glasses are optimized for your eyes only. Oh well, albeit I believe she's responsible for her own mistake.

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Bibliovore 26

Somehow, I doubt the boss realized they were prescription, though the fact that things looked funny through them should have been a clue. Of course, someone who randomly takes other people's property -- not to mention then blames the owner for the results -- is clearly lacking certain other forms of cluefulness, so hey.

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Axipiter 24

Haha. "Eyes only". Sorry, it just made me think they were top secret glasses.

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EsotericBrent 29

Seagull managers have been everywhere lately, anyone ever have one? On FML and IRL.

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Athleticism 11

What were you thinking! You don't get sunglasses that the boss doesn't like!

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Damian95 16

If she can manage to be your boss I guess shit really does float...

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TheWorldGreatest 8

Tell her you drove the car , she has to fix it. .

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asherm 15

Blaming the sunglasses she stole? I think it's a cover up for the martinis she had before crash. She's a dumb ass for taking your prescription glasses

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horneyhic 15

Those things are brutally expensive she should be paying for them

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perdix 29

You ought to press charges for PTS -- petty theft sunglasses, which is also a lame video game for those who don't have the balls to play GTA.

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rattusrattus 18

Petty Theft Sunglasses is an awesome . You have to sneak around, stealing sunglasses and wearing them as disguises, in order to complete missions for your Dark Lord. And you're a ninja. A bespectacled ninja.

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perdix 29

#37, I didn't know that. I can't get past the third level, where you have to fill out an expense report to get reimbursed for vision care. That part freaks me out.

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Futacy 29

She stole your sunglasses, she got into a car accident, and she wants you to pay for the damages? She shouldn't blame you, she should blame Karma.

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