Money: Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen....

By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 00:36 - Austria

Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML

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You deserved it 3 139

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By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 280

You deserved it 3 967

By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 02:16 - United States

Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 290

You deserved it 5 381

By seriously though - 22/02/2014 05:48 - United States - Littleton

Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 915

You deserved it 3 579

By pissedinSwiss - 17/07/2009 15:01 - Switzerland

Today, while backpacking in Switzerland I had my camera stolen. Not only does this have photos of my entire trip but the pictures I took for my best friend's wedding. I was the only photographer of her elopement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 157

You deserved it 12 239

By Fuck irony - 29/10/2017 10:00 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML

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You deserved it 511

Great timing

By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 027

You deserved it 3 380

By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 146

You deserved it 2 318

By mugged - 15/12/2010 11:58 - Germany

Today, I went to the Salvation Army to donate some clothes. As I was handing over the 4 huge bags that I had carried for 10 blocks, while 6 months pregnant, somebody stole my purse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 056

You deserved it 3 750

By Chelsea - 18/05/2013 08:57 - Australia - Perth

Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML

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You deserved it 5 477

By mick - 29/04/2018 19:00

Today, on my and my wife's very first camping holiday, someone cut a hole in the tent wall while we slept and stole everything, including my keys and the car. Finally getting home, it seems the thieves got our address from the car's sat-nav and burgled the house as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 806

You deserved it 510

LittleMissRaven 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 9:59

There's a saying: The worse the wedding, the better the marriage. Here's to an AWESOME, long, and happy marriage.

jjames7543 13

Sunday 19 September 2010 9:03

da-da-da-damn :/

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 1 December 2010 23:48

How does that make them racist?

nonamericandolla 6

Tuesday 31 May 2011 7:16

in a church! how ironic! some people!!

h_ginge 7

Tuesday 25 October 2011 4:27

Thats just aweful! Don't trust them priests... theyre fiesty fellas

mduerden 18

Wednesday 4 January 2012 0:16

Learned your "let's get married" lesson I'm sure. I wouldn't do that shit again if you paid me megabucks!

aquaman95 7

Tuesday 3 July 2012 14:05

for all good there is bad

doglover100 28

Tuesday 11 December 2012 3:14

Wedding crasher or a thief among family/friends

kkrazyangel 16

Wednesday 16 January 2013 15:58

Harsh family! Maybe it will turn up as a wedding gift! ;)

garfield0116 1

Tuesday 6 August 2013 11:50

your marriage will bring you more happiness and wealth!

blackwidowtaco 31

Friday 30 August 2013 6:05

You've either got some very shitty friends, or super shiesty relatives.

doglover100 28

Wednesday 26 February 2014 4:28

You have a list of suspects.

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Same thing different taste

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