By notgettingany - 24/11/2010 17:18 - United States

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Today, is my daughter's first birthday. Today also marks 1 year and 9 months since I last had sex with my wife. FML
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Nalanie 4

Woah OP; sucks for you. Not literally; of course.

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Cinn_fml 22

And this is what happens when you have kids, you both become very busy and have to try and fit it in with unexpected interuptions and little time. Just try extra hard to find the time when you're both up for it. Either that or you're complaining because she hasn't tried to initiate it, in which case try yourself.

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DrummerBoy21 0

This also marks the last time you Dun Goof'd :D

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Northerntowngirl 0

communication is the key to a good relationship! grow some balls and talk to her about it!

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Camzdad 4

Your wife's sex drive passed with her placenta too, thought it was just mine, by the way my daughter will be 4 years old in 3 months, I have you beat, FML!

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wriptidez 0

take her out to nice getaway

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denvan 0

If I were you I would be getting it from someone else

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dynky 3

children destroy marriages. tell us something we don't know.

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Judus_beej 0

palmala handerson. my girl on the side lol

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QuietMayhem 0

Typical of a selfish woman. Good women, who are smart (alot of whom have commented here today) know better. I'll tell you this : if you cheat on her, she'll have the nerve to claim she doesn't know why. FYL

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autoacworks 0

your a looser for staying you should cheat on her she is cheating on you for sure

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