Love: Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit...

By Anonymous - 18/05/2012 19:19 - United States - Paterson

Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By wrongman - 14/02/2018 19:00

Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML

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By Fatnlonely - 20/08/2019 12:00

Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

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By ifeelfat - 17/06/2014 20:44 - United States

Today, while at the waterpark, some guy came up to me and profusely thanked me for wearing a one-piece swimsuit. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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imseksie 0

Friday 18 May 2012 23:14

What the hell. Do me a favor and tell him that at least your breasts are bigger than his balls!

SkoomaKi 27

Friday 18 May 2012 23:18

Your best possible response: "I'll take your shorts, it's not like they're covering anything".

Comments

iHeartRKO 5

Saturday 19 May 2012 5:30

Implants required to ride that ride

the_true_batman 10

Saturday 19 May 2012 5:38

Am I the only one who thinks this would be hot? I imagine her going around topless, pretending to be a guy, but knowing she's a girl and checking her out the entire time.

ArrickMorris 4

Tuesday 29 May 2012 5:54

Haha your not.

DeepThinker357 4

Saturday 19 May 2012 5:45

I would have left his ass at the water park in a heart beat!

fudgesicle14 0

Saturday 19 May 2012 5:55

Your bikini straps somehow got torn off?

reddudeover 2

Saturday 19 May 2012 8:12

121 - Hulk ****?

leviosarain91 0

Saturday 19 May 2012 6:31

Dump him. Not worth it

reddudeover 2

Saturday 19 May 2012 6:47

Sorry double post

braheem 5

Saturday 19 May 2012 10:20

u nd to get boobs job!

Brahmzy1 3

Saturday 19 May 2012 10:53

Thats when u turn around and say ill get some implants when u get some viagra

Cazzybum 11

Saturday 19 May 2012 10:55

Am I the only one who finds "My bikini straps """somehow""' got torn off" a bit suspicious?

p_syko 5

Saturday 19 May 2012 14:50

I personally love boobs of all sizes! To be honest I prefer smaller chested women because they normally like to do more things than women with large bonga bongas. I once dated a woman with a DD cup size and all she did was complain about how bad her back hurt and never wanted to stray far from the couch.