Miscellaneous: Today, I went to pick a penny off of the ground for good luck....

By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 09:43 - Canada

Today, I went to pick a penny off of the ground for good luck. Someone kneed me in the butt, I fell face first and broke my glasses. FML

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Today, I broke my glasses. How did I break my glasses? A cow kicked me in the face at work. FML

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By Rachal - 30/01/2012 01:27 - United States

Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2022 10:00

Today, I walked into the glass door of my boss’s cabin and broke my spectacles. Thank god for a backup pair, right? Wrong. I fell down the stairs and broke them too. FML

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By b. - 24/09/2009 10:06 - Australia

Today, I was going shopping with a friend. I got up to get off the train and landed on my ass. Not only had I walked into the metal bar, I'd broken my $800 glasses, and the train doors had closed, with my friend on the other side of the doors. FML

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By vegantreegirl - 04/02/2019 20:00

Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML

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Played a blinder

By hereforfmls - 26/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Jasper

Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML

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Cough up

By cain001 - 04/01/2011 00:56 - United States

Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML

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By BloodyNoseMcgee - 11/10/2018 15:30

Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2016 15:30 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML

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Car washed

By IHateMyJob - 14/09/2010 02:00 - United States

Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML

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Friday 13 April 2012 16:15

it must not have been heads up...

scenechic 5

Friday 13 April 2012 16:15

Happy Friday Thee 13th.

Comments

SpeakOutLoud 1

Saturday 14 April 2012 2:24

Happy Friday the 13th

BecomeMine 0

Saturday 14 April 2012 2:28

Haha are you sure it was on the lucky side?? ;)

thebitchritenow 0

Saturday 14 April 2012 3:11

happy Friday 13 :P

twiins_fml 5

Saturday 14 April 2012 4:30

Sucks to be you..

Palirose 22

Saturday 14 April 2012 5:25

80. In Donnie Darko a plane engine fell on him. >_>

summerdove 2

Saturday 14 April 2012 5:58

Must have been lucky side down, but what could you really expect on friday the 13th?

oppawoppa 9

Saturday 14 April 2012 6:27

Ugh my cousin stepped on mine...glasses are so stupid sometimes. I hate them.

rexreta 5

Saturday 14 April 2012 6:59

Happy Friday the 13th...

j_cat187 19

Saturday 14 April 2012 8:37

And the Penney was all like, "**** you, that's what you get for being Canadian!"

sleet7 4

Saturday 14 April 2012 8:55

You deserve it for believing in "good luck" and picking up a dirty penny.

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