Miscellaneous: Today, I went to my Homecoming dance. I had a great time until... - FML

By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I went to my Homecoming dance. I had a great time until some fat girl kept trying to dance with my date, even though he politely asked her to stop. I decided to intervene. I found myself pinned to the floor by a fat girl crushing on my date, who was cheering her on as she tackled me. FML

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Incubuss 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 12:27

Did someone have to tempt her off you with a McDonalds happy meal?

AliMarie 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 12:32

How did you decide to "intervene"? Probably not a good idea to start shit with people who are double your size . . .

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doglover100 28

Saturday 13 October 2012 5:18

She seems like a bitch for trying to steal your date.

yzzami 17

Tuesday 12 February 2013 0:06

Sounds like your date is a real keeper (sarcasm)

sulitak 27

Tuesday 21 May 2013 13:52

since its a high school dance I'm going to guess the fatty was barely even chubby.

FallenMetalAngel 17

Friday 15 May 2015 9:57

YDI for calling her "some fat girl". Looks like your date liked her better anyway.

snazzymcwho 21

Sunday 14 June 2015 23:49

You are a ****. F that girl's life for being fat shamed.

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