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By J…… - 24/11/2009 18:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I watched Paranormal Activity, which is known to be "the scariest film ever." After the film, I went to brush my teeth and out of the corner of my eye I saw the bathroom door closing by itself. I jumped out of my skin and stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush. It was just my dog. FML

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By Ariel_Mariaa - 04/11/2011 23:25 - Canada

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML

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By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2018 20:30

Today, I couldn't sleep. I had to pee really badly but I'm terrified of the dark, so I closed my eyes all the way to the bathroom. On the way, I tripped over my dog and fell face-first into the door frame. He then humped me as my nose bled all over the floor. FML

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Jump scare

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML

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Ouch

By Anonymous - 31/07/2020 02:03

Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML

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By nackpattywhackgiveadogabone - 23/09/2010 11:01 - United States

Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML

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By fearofzombies - 13/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically asking me what was wrong. Apparently I had been "fighting the zombies off" in my sleep and had been punching myself in the face. FML

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By Noname - 09/11/2008 09:18 - France

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

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Monster in my bathroom

By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

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By downgirl - 04/11/2015 06:02 - United States - Norman

Today, I saw the pumpkin I had put out for Halloween was starting to get mushy. I went to put it in a trash bag when it slipped out of my hands and burst over my knee. My dog heard the noise, ran into the kitchen and attacked me out of panic. FML

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dangit714 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 23:12

That movie wasn't scary. It's just 5 minutes of two people sleeping on a camera, then the frickin' door moves. It was a waste of my time to see and obviously the worst horror movie I have seen so far. YDI for being a god damn pussy.

Lucky2u 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 23:18

known to be the scariest movie ever? that movie was worse than the Blair witch project. complete trash and ydi for being scared of it.

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thetruthinthelie 0

Monday 12 July 2010 4:56

just like drag me to hell that movie was a total let down. My friend made me watch it. As a horror and fright fest film fanatic I can say it didnt make me scream, cringe, flinch, or as some people put, it didnt make me laugh. It did make me fall asleep though. Dr. Who is scarier than that.

pomegranate0618 0

Friday 16 July 2010 6:57

paranormal activity is NOT the scariest movie of all time AND along with every other over rated horror movie in the history of man kind, it is full of dumb people and missing/unexplained puzzle pieces. YDI for being so affected by a dumb movie

Mandria 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 6:04

that movie wasn't scary at all. snoopy is even more scary than that.

starkidbailey 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 3:14

that movie wasn't scary. at all. I actually thought it was pretty funny! :)

TJammah 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 11:06

why would you stab yourself in the eye? Did I miss something?

Snooopy_fml 5

Sunday 10 October 2010 10:15

Dont worry ,OP, i couldnt sleep by myself for 3 weeks after seeing PA, youre not the only one who was scared by that movie.

nightmaree_fml 0

Monday 25 October 2010 15:05

Tht movie wasnt scary bt t wasn't awful

NekoHakase 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 0:38

Paranormal Activity is soooooooooo not scary. It's like a kid's flick.

mowinslow 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 2:56

the rip off is scarier....

Britney_Spears 1

Wednesday 15 December 2010 19:29

It is not "known to be the scariest film ever". It was known to have "ripped off Cannibal Holocaust and The Blair Witch Project but somehow managed to be critically acclaimed as 'original'." Off the top of my head, I can name fifty movies that were MUCH scarier. The movie had a few half-decent jump outs and an oft-recycled plot. It sucked.