Miscellaneous: Today, I was trying to pass a lady with a stroller, when she... - FML

By CaptainSaveAHoe - 11/09/2012 00:42 - United States - Manteca

Today, I was trying to pass a lady with a stroller, when she nearly fell. I used my ninja-like reflexes to catch her. Too bad my ninja-like reflexes didn't block the punch that she delivered to my fap-stick for apparently being a "pervert" for saving her. FML

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CaptainSaveAHoe 11

Wednesday 12 September 2012 2:11

so I planned for her to slip so I could mug her? the amount of logic in this comment is astounding.

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Grimmerie 31

Tuesday 11 September 2012 9:10

The word "fap-stick" will haunt me forever. Is that what you caught her with? Also autocorrect decided I meant rap-stick. Indeed.

yuzuhere 21

Tuesday 11 September 2012 9:11

Looks like someone has to go back to ninja school.

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Cheese_Patrol 1

Saturday 3 May 2014 21:54

I can't stand women that assume all guys are perverts. You should've let her fall.

CzarLaval 9

Wednesday 28 May 2014 23:50

Thats why unless someones life in danger you let that bitch fall, and then lol about it

lrw87 22

Sunday 31 January 2016 5:15

Fap stick...omg...I can't breathe rofl hahahahaha!!

ickyjuice 8

Monday 24 October 2016 10:55

don't ever use the term fap-stick again...ever

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