Miscellaneous: Today, I was telling my entire cocktail party about the time...

By Anonymous - 23/12/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I was telling my entire cocktail party about the time I accidentally flashed my volleyball team at a pool party. While trying to demonstrate how it happened, I accidentally pulled my dress down and flashed everyone again. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2014 05:00 - Australia - Darlinghurst

Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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By volleyballgirl - 28/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2025 09:00 - Australia

Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2023 03:00 - United States - Lindenhurst

Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML

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By Fatnlonely - 20/08/2019 12:00

Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML

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By Oops - 26/10/2018 12:00

Today, I went commando for the first time at school. It went really well until gym class, when I got distracted and changed like I normally do. I didn’t realize my mistake until my friends started laughing. I accidentally stripped in front of my whole class. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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SKRules 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 1:09

When explaining embarrassing things, demonstrations are never a good idea.

IgniteMe28 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 1:16

Pics or it didn't happen.

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kellandj2019 7

Wednesday 25 April 2012 7:26

Who demonstrates how to moon?

kellandj2019 7

Wednesday 25 April 2012 7:31

*flash

jaydenm06 0

Monday 3 September 2012 9:56

Show me your ****!!!

gman90210 18

Tuesday 12 March 2013 4:41

Admit it you did it on purpose agaun

Poonpuncher444 1

Tuesday 16 April 2013 22:46

I would have loved to be at that party

rodah 4

Saturday 11 May 2013 6:53

fail fail fail

celinadepp 21

Monday 4 August 2014 20:00

Why would you try to demonstrate something like that at a cocktail party..? YDI

LyricaSilvan 29

Tuesday 1 September 2015 9:37

Well at least we know you're very enthusiastic about story-telling.

Internetflakes 13

Sunday 18 October 2015 4:17

i love your analogy towards the situation.

prettygurl89 16

Tuesday 10 November 2015 10:54

I'm sorry but this is the best thing ever lol

ic2drops 10

Monday 19 September 2022 6:29

I just dont understand how that was an accident.

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Hey guys!

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