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By pussy - 04/05/2009 14:46 - Italy

Today, I was talking to my boss about her children. She told me she didn’t want them to develop any problems by letting them sleep with the light on. I didn’t tell her last night I slept with the light on because I’m scared of ghosts. FML

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By ahhhhhhh - 30/07/2019 14:00

Today, my daughter was acting strange. When she wasn’t muttering in some strange language, she was talking about invisible people coming to get me. Terrified, I called my boyfriend. Turns out he taught her that as a prank. He knows I’m afraid of anything supernatural. FML

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By notahero - 09/01/2015 04:40 - United States - Brentwood

Today, my boss told me she had a nightmare where her life depended on me, and I let her die. Now I'm ridiculously paranoid that I'm going to get fired at any second. FML

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Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon, after I'd explained to her how scared I was of The Exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2021 04:01

Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML

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By Anonyme - 04/11/2023 11:00 - United Kingdom - Cheddleton

Today, I couldn’t sleep because the hall light was too bright. Someone left their room; I waited for them to return so we wouldn’t cross paths. I got up and went for the light, only to find them peeing naked with the door open. In a panic I flipped any switch, which made the hall brighter, then ran. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2017 23:42

Today, I was the last to go upstairs, so I had to turn off the lights. My tired brain decided to use my phone flashlight to check if all the lights were out. FML

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By frogdog563 - 01/09/2019 14:00

Today, my little sister asked what the noises were last night. It happened to be my dad and his girlfriend fooling around. I ended up telling her it was ghosts. Now I'm grounded by my dad who yelled at me for scaring her. I was trying to save his ass from a lot of questions. FML

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By pinecones - 02/02/2015 14:25 - United Kingdom

Today, my coworker said that she suddenly got the shivers. I jokingly told her that it meant she must be being watched by a dead person and made stupid ghost noises. She then told me it was the anniversary of her dad's death and burst into tears. FML

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By bwoolf96 - 10/09/2015 12:32

Today, in the early hours of the morning, I woke up in sleep paralysis, hallucinating the sight of children hanging from the ceiling. Now I'm scared to sleep. FML

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purplestuff_fml 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:33

I always sleep with the lights on :(

panda_rectum 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:36

Don't worry, Capser is the friendly ghost!

Comments

annettelev 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 14:20

I always get SO scared of that kind of thing after watching horror movies.. I have to leave them on for those occasions!

miamiheat244 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 5:37

I agree with #41

FML_FTW_FY2 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 14:00

Hey, number 139, I'm afrain of heights and enclosed spaces! thanks for telling me I'm a pussy! But really...GHOSTS?!

whiteblackman 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 10:51

dude, seriously, who the **** believes in ghosts? try believing in jesus. and for the record, 4 people not afraid of ghosts. my 8 yr old sister. my 6 yr old sister. my 4 yr old sister. your boss's little kid. ur an idiot.

DragonMasterMF 0

Friday 17 July 2009 6:39

dude, seriously, who the **** believes in jesus? try believing in ghosts. ur an idiot PS Ghosts are awesome (if they exist)

funkyxmonkey_fml 2

Saturday 15 August 2009 3:39

haha owned

Alley_Way 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 0:26

@#139; Closed spaces isn't a childish fear. It's been proven by scientists that you can't just get over it because something in your childhood made your brain afraid of it. I'm afraid of closed spaces because my mother and sister always locked me in closet and drawers. So how about you be a little more considerate.

girlwhoactshigh 0

Monday 31 August 2009 2:57

Wow thats very childish I mean do you think that a ghost is just gonna be like "OH MY GOD LIGHT! RUN! FLEE! BACK UNDER THE BED!" no it would just like do what ever dead people do....I think i wouldnt know im not dead. Anywho come on its time to put on your Big girl painties and sleep in the dark like normal people do :D