By screwwyou - 28/09/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML
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blarrrr 0

I always heard chicks dig a guy with a sense of humor Oh the irony

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AntiChrist7 0

Don't date assholes. YDI

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Gruffy 0

So, #14, your actually aspiring to be the carbon-copy of a douchebag?

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TheSuitGuy 0

FYL, but, I might have an idea why he dumped you. One-liners are joke made of ONE line. That joke obviously had more than 1 line.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Actually, this format IS pretty common. "Wanna hear a joke? [noun]" "Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights." "Wanna hear a joke? Your sex life." "Wanna hear a joke? Your penis." "Wanna hear a joke? Our marriage." So, yeah, he's not super clever, no...

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britnirm1994 0

That was so utterly disrepsectful of him. There are other ways of breaking up with someone, just not in a rude way. He's a loser and you deserve someone much better. Best of luck.

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cmac86 23

ba-zing! but he is really immature if he does it like that. sounds like you're better off without him. I'm single, FYI. ha ha.

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power_ranger 0

Enough with the ''My boyfriend/girlfriend dumped me'' FML's. Is there honestly nothing more tragic than how many assholes there are in this world. and #1, you're welcome to learn that @ and $ dont occur in any word.

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ajpineda 0

shut the **** up no one cares if it's no supposed to be like that.

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Unlucky_Gun 0

24, putting symbols like @ and $ like that to spell @$$ is called leet language. And if you don't like the boyfriend and girlfriend FMLs, pick a different category

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Amkii 0

I lol'd really hard, then fav'd. That is seriously hilarious. Sorry about getting dumped, though.

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