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By ctop - 13/05/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML

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By AznKoreanGuy - 04/03/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, while getting off the bus, there was a lady in front of me wearing a dress and suddenly her phone dropped out of her bag. I picked up the phone for her which landed right beneath her dress and as she turned around she thought I was trying to take pictures of her panties and slapped me. FML

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By glam300 - 30/12/2010 18:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 00:01 - Australia

Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML

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By Apple - 12/06/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML

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By betamaxjim - 19/11/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom

Today, as I left class, I felt a tug on my rucksack from behind. Thinking it was just someone deliberately dragging me back, I struggled to let myself free and shouted, "Let go!" I looked over my shoulder just to find that one the straps was trapped in the doorhandle. Everyone was in hysterics. FML

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By ForeverEmbarrassed - 13/08/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Hastings

Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML

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Sorry

By Dang - 29/01/2017 18:00 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was in class with a water bottle on my desk. I was on my phone not paying attention, when some girl knocked it over by accident. I went to grab it, even though it was in the corner of my eye. I caught the bottle of water but I also happened to grab her ass at the same time. FML

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By antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

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By babymine - 09/03/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, I was boarding a plane and a woman's bag started to fall. In the spur of the moment I thrust my arm up to catch it. I didn't catch the bag, but I did catch her boob. I had to sit next to her for the rest of the flight. FML

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gunmania0 12

Friday 13 May 2011 11:56

pervert.

Lizza330 28

Friday 13 May 2011 11:58

I think you should've asked her if she wanted help, because now she probibly thinks you're a creep.

Comments

LoveCali 0

Friday 13 May 2011 12:10

Lol.!Yeahh I Wouldve Slapped Youu:pp Haha Unless You Didnt Look Like Thee Perverted Type.?But Hope She Understood Once You Explained To Her What You Meant To Do:)

manforgot 1

Friday 13 May 2011 12:18

Why Are You Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word?

docscientist 9

Friday 13 May 2011 12:30

Wow, the effort it must take to capitalize every word must be exhausting.

briidontgive_ 0

Friday 13 May 2011 12:39

13, When you say "..Unless You Didnt Look Like Thee Perverted Type.." I'm guessing you mean, unless they're attractive? I hope you know anyone has the capeability of being a pervert.

gemzroxya 0

Friday 13 May 2011 12:44

oh leave her alone guys. she can write however she likes and theres ni need to be rude

CitrusGirl 0

Friday 13 May 2011 13:51

"Lol!.!" How do you do that? Those keys aren't even near eachother.

JustinThunder 8

Friday 13 May 2011 14:15

"Lol.!" Obviously she was excited about ending the sentence.

Octwo 16

Friday 13 May 2011 16:33

13 needs to step back, take a deep breath, and learn English.

awardZu 0

Friday 13 May 2011 19:47

Aww, There Is Noo Need To Be Mean To 13.! Oh wait, yeah there is. Excuse me, my fault.

Riddles66 0

Friday 13 May 2011 12:10

Shoulda let it pull at it, she would have seen it sooner or later,

WavinFlag 3

Friday 13 May 2011 16:38

prev type?

jbo116 0

Friday 13 May 2011 16:52

14, I hate you. Why Do People Have To Be Idiots?

Riddles66 0

Friday 13 May 2011 23:52

bahaha that's funny, okay I am not an idiot, you don't ******* know me to call me one, maybe if you pull your head out of your ass you would know to get to know a person first, it's herp derps like you who make me get pissed, dint **** with a juggalette.

Riddles66 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 14:50

So I get downs for standing up for myself? Or it it cuz I'm a juggalette? Y'all are childish, Down it for real reasons derps!

DeadxManxWalking 27

Friday 13 May 2011 12:10

should have just tapped her shoulder or just enjoyed the view

docscientist 9

Friday 13 May 2011 12:33

Horde, not hoard.

GreenBud_fml 0

Friday 13 May 2011 12:35

the **** you tryna say about Asians?

shadow33456 1

Friday 13 May 2011 12:13

Derp O.O

4XxXo_OxXx4 0

Friday 13 May 2011 15:04

MINECRAFT

dezinspaaace 0

Friday 13 May 2011 12:15

LMFAO!!!

gemzroxya 0

Friday 13 May 2011 12:16

hm if you told her shed know you looked, ydi either way..

robc32ca 4

Friday 13 May 2011 15:17

"you told her shed know"??? WTF?

gemzroxya 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 0:41

Ohh i'm sorry grammar nazi! you know i ment 'she would' im only 14, what do you expext?

CitrusGirl 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 5:18

If you can't type don't comment. Don't use your age as an excuse. I've spoken to 13 year olds on here that can type just fine.

Flutist 3

Saturday 14 May 2011 8:32

First of all, if you began kindergarten at 6 you have been through 8 years of schooling. The first thing you learn is how to spell basic words and give those words ownership of things. "She's" is not a hard concept to understand. You just choose not to take the time to properly spell and that lack of pride falls on you. Instead of getting sentimental and crying about how the mean "grammar Nazi" is picking on you, why not take it as a challenge to improve yourself? Or is that too much to ask?

ilovenoah 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 15:18

oh my gosh. REALLY!? she was just posting a comment! you don't have to go APESHIT on her!!! now let me guess...i spelled APESHIT wrong, huh? ****** bullies. FYL!

CitrusGirl 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:33

ilobenoah, this girl posts comments like this often, and whether people try to correct her kindly or unkindly she comes back with insults and immaturity. You will notice that none of us swore at her, or insulted her in any way heyod yelling her to improve her writing skills. If you read more of her comments, you'll become less sympathetic.