By fucktheearth - 20/04/2016 03:32 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was sitting at my desk when out of nowhere I had a "silent sneeze attack". Someone in the office called the paramedics because they thought I was having a seizure. This is the third time this has happened this week. FML
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By Anonymous - 06/05/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I sneezed so hard at work that I farted. In the silence in our open space office that followed, my boss looked over, smiled, and said, "Bless you?" The people in the office who weren't wearing headphones burst out laughing, then those people noticed the laughter, took their headphones off, and my boss then had to explain to them why they were laughing. FML
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WarmBuns 11

Get a heart attack next time, they wont believe you.

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alex_the_tiger 14

Better safe than sorry

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WarmBuns 11

Get a heart attack next time, they wont believe you.

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socialproduct 19

Exactly what I was thinking. Kind of setting up a "boy who cried wolf" situation with the paramedics. Hope they don't ignore any real emergencies you might have in the future.

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deathrise007 22

They say the silent sneeze attack is deadly. On the serious side OP, it was just a mistake. Talk to your coworkers about the "seizures" you are having. I'm sure they will understand.

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1010110100101101 18

At least your coworkers are looking out for you.

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DarkSerebii 11

Right? Too many people nowadays are only concerned with their own lives and won't take the time to help someone else in need.

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badassmf1234 22

Well at least your coworkers are worried about you.

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c0ffeeb3an 15

Let's hope you don't ever get a real seizure and end up in a boy-who-cried-wolf kind of situation.

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jimeple 12

You'd think they'd know better by now.

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BDanzeisen 20

The skip the "are you all right" straight to a 911 call

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iiHaloii 6

Well, if you think someone is having a seizure, you don't have the time to stop to ask if they're OK. It's a life or death situation.

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DLBL 20

If they can talk and say, NO, I'm Sneezing! then they're not having a seizure and you don't have to take 911 services away from people who really need it. Also, 3 times in one week and your coworkers keep calling 911? Are they...um...slow?

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BDanzeisen 20

But this is the third time

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GhostFox 33

It might have been different coworkers calling 911 each time. It's also entirely possible to develop a seizure disorder suddenly and without knowing.

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