By Lame - 10/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
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marinus_fml 19

atleast not a turtle dressed as a ninja :)

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starile 19

That would be about ten times more awesome.

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jackiemoonthepro 5

best FML ever!

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daisyloo 7

It's pretty hilarious! Haha, sorry OP!!:( FYL

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ChelsBearr 0

I'd be psyched to get robbed by a ninja turtle, just sayin'!

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JoeTheMan12 0

so your telling me that a ninja turtle comes in your house walks up to your tv and picks it up and blankly walks out and you would be exited??

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starile 19

Joe, wouldn't you? I'd throw in my firstborn son for good measure. He might be able to train him to be as kickass as he is.

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bigmanj28 0

Did you have cheese pizza?

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shadow33456 1

they needed pizza money. derp

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