Miscellaneous: Today, I was performing in the musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing...

By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was performing in the musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing a Nazi soldier, swastika armband and all. Someone thought it would be funny to take my real clothes while I was on stage. I had to walk a mile back my house with my costume on. Someone threw eggs at me. FML

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Laci_Laine 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 10:11

Couldn't you just take your jacket off or turn it inside out??

mobius8 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 10:04

Isn't it your right as an American to parade around as a Nazi anyway?

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Ballafo 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 15:19

YDI for being in a play, nerrrrdd.

bloodthorn 4

Wednesday 22 July 2009 15:22

YDI for being a nazi

Defiant47 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 15:26

Haha! You should have run at them while shouting in German!

Will09 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 15:29

ahahah classic

jonnymohio 2

Wednesday 22 July 2009 16:29

You didn't wear a t-shirt underneath the jacket? You could've walked home in just a t-shirt. And I hope you didn't wear the hat. If you did, then yeah, YDI.

irrelevantxx 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 17:15

Hahaha

xenathekat 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 16:52

you could have just taken your clothes off, cover up the offensive symbols, or wear a large jacket.

plexico 3

Wednesday 22 July 2009 17:09

YDI for not covering up your swastika. It's July in Missouri -- I can't believe that you couldn't walk a mile shirtless if you had to. You deserve to be pelted with eggs -- Hitler's plans became reality because there were enough thoughtless, conformist dolts like you to make it happen.

scottdrewstewart 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 18:10

Ok. Poor judgement on the part of the OP. You really souldn't walk about bearing the banner of a regime that's famous for antisemetic genocide. (or... just genocide in general.) Not bright. But it also sucks that people can't just leave stuff alone. There actually isn't any law against dressing that way, so it sucks that your right to walk home unharrassed and freedom of speech (even though it wasn't YOUR view, the discrimination against you still falls under that right.) Seroiusly. Nexttime turn it inside out or take it off. FYL